I asked God 4 a rose

I ask God for a rose
n
he gave me flowers;

I ask God for water
n
he gave me an ocean;

I ask God for an angel
n
he gave me the best love ever!

"Pyaas Vo Dil ki Bujhaane Kabhii Aayaa Bhi Naheen"

 "Pyaas Vo Dil ki Bujhaane Kabhii Aayaa Bhi Naheen"

 Pyaas Vo Dil ki Bujhaane kabhii aayaa bhii naheen,
kaisaa baadal hai jisakaa ko_ii saayaa bhii naheen,

beruKhii is se ba.Dii aur bhalaa kyaa hogii,
ek muddat se hame.n us ne sataayaa bhii naheen,

roz aataa hai dar-e-dil pe vo dastak dene,
aaj tak hamane jise paas bulaayaa bhii naheen,

sun liyaa kaise Khudaa jaane zamaane bhar ne,
vo fasaanaa jo kabhii hamane sunaayaa bhii naheen,

tum to shaayar ho 'Qateel' aur vo ik aam saa shaKhs,
us ne chaahaa bhii tujhe aur jataayaa bhii naheen...

"Uss Se Keh Dena"

"Uss Se Keh Dena"
 Karray Hain Hijar k Lamhaat,Uss Se Keh Dena,
Bikhar Rahi Hay Meri Zaat,Uss Se Keh Dena,

Hawa-e-Mousam- e-Gham Uss k Shehar Jaye To,
Mery Dukhoon Ki Koi Baat Uss Se Keh Dena,

Yeh WeHshatein,Yeh Udasi,Yeh RatJagoo k Azaab,
Ussi Ki Hain Yeh Inayaat,Uss Se Keh Dena,

Bohat Taweel Bohat KarabNaak Hoti Hain,
Judayion Ki Har Ik Raat,Uss Se Keh Dena,

Vo Dil Ki Bazi Jahan Mujh Se Jeetna Chahey,
Main Maan Loon Ga Vohin Maat,Uss Se Keh Dena,

Wafa Ki Raah Mein,Main Aaj bhi Akaila Hoon,
Koi Nahi Hay Mery Saath,Uss Se Keh Dena...

"Mein Ne To Bohat Chaha Magar Wo Mila He Nahi"

 "Mein Ne To Bohat Chaha Magar Wo Mila He Nahi"
 Mein ne to bohat chaha magar wo mila he nahi ...
Laakh koshish ki magar fasla mita he nahi...
Us ko majboor zamane ne is kadar kar diya k...
Meri kisi saada par woh thehra he nahi...
khuda se jholi pehla kay manga tha usay ...
Khuda ne meri kisi dua ko sunna he nahi...
Har aik se pucha sabab us kay na milne ka ...
Har eik ne kaha woh tere liye bana hi nahi...!!

"Daikhtay Hain Yeh Aziat Gawara Ker K..!!"

 "Daikhtay Hain Yeh Aziat Gawara Ker K..!!"
Baaton Baton Mein Bicharnay Ka Ishara Ker K
Khud Bhi Roya Woh Bohut Hum Say Kinara Ker K
!
Sochta Rehta Hon Tanhai Mein Anjam-E-Khuloos
Phir Usi Jurm-E-Mohabbat Ko Dobarah Ker K
!
Jagmaga Di Hain Teray Shehar Ki Galiyan Mein Nay
Apnay Her Ashk Ko Palkon Pay Sitara Ker Kay
!
Daikh Laitay Hain Chalo Hosla Apnay Dil Ka
Aur Kuch Rooz Teray Sath Guzara Ker K
!
Aik Hi Shehar Mein Rehna Magar Milna Nahin
Daikhtay Hain Yeh Aziat Gawara Ker K..!!

"(GHAZAL)"

 "(GHAZAL)"

Ay Waqt zara to tham ja
mujhe yaad "KISI " Ko Kerne dy
Mujhe "Peyar" hai 1 "SUNG DIL" Say
Jo Koi "BAT" Mujhay na karne dy
Na Apnay :PAS" wo aany dy
Na Khud se "DOOR" Wo Jany dy
Na "DIL" ko apny Pas rkhy
Na our Kisi ka "HONY" dy
Her Waqt mujy "WO" Yad Aay
Phir "DIL" Se ik aawaz aay
ye Kaisi "CHAHAT" hai us ki
Jo "JEENY" de na :MERNY" dy

"Us Ke Sath Rehte Rehte"

"Us Ke Sath Rehte Rehte"

Hame Chahat Si Ho Gayi,
Usse Baat Karte Karte
Hame Aadat Si Ho
Gayi........
Ek Pal Bhi Na Mile To Na jaane kyu bechani si
rehti hai,
Dosti nibhate nibhate
hame mohabbat si ho
gayi..♥ ♥

"Shaam Ki Is Udasi Mein"

"Shaam Ki Is Udasi Mein"

Sham Ki is Udasi Mein,

Hum Yad Tumhi Ko Karte Hain,

Kbi Rotay Hain, Kabhi Hanste Hain,

Hum Khud Se Batein Karte Hain,

Chand K Dhundley Ayine Men,

Talash Chehra Tera Hum Karte Hain,

Dhalte Suraj Ki Kirno Se ,

Hum Teri batein Karte Hain,

Yeh Dunia Wale Kuch B Bolein ,

Hum Pyar Tujhi Se karte hain...

"Jahan Par Tum Nahin Hotay"

"Jahan Par Tum Nahin Hotay"

Naa To Phool Khiltay Hain Na Hi Mausam Badaltay Hain,

Wahan Tu Kuch Nahi Hota Jahan Par Tum Nahi Hotay,

Yahan Wesay To Har Sogaat Asaani Se Milti Hai,

Mera Bas Dil Nahi Lagta Jahan Pr tum nhi Hote,

Yahan To Log Sadiyon Ko Bhi Lamhon Me Badalte Hain,

Mera Ek pal Nahi Kat'ta Jahan Par Tum Nahi Hotay,

Sabab Roney Ka Wo Pochain To Aayan Itna Keh Dena,

Mujhe Hasna Nahi Aata Jahan Par Tum Nahi hotey....

"Mohabbat Dukh Tu Deti Hai!"

"Mohabbat Dukh Tu Deti Hai!"

Mohabbat Dukh Tu Deti Hai!
Mager Ek Baat Kehni Hai!
K
Jis Ko Chaha Jata Hai!
Zarori Ye Nahi Hota!
K
Us Ko Pa Lia Jay!
Kabi Us K Bichrney see!
Mohabat Kam Nahi Hoti!
Zara Si Dair Pehlay To!
Yehi Ehsas Hota Hai!
K
Koi Jee Nahi Sakta
Mgar!
Phir Rafta Rafta Hi
Haqiqat Khulti Jati Hai!
K
Mohabat Wo Nahi Hoti
K Jis Ko Pa Lia Jay!
Mohabat Wo hi Hoti Hai!

Jo Hamesha Sath Rehti Hai..

"Koi Tumse Pooche Kaun Hoon Main"

"Koi Tumse Pooche Kaun Hoon Main"

 Koi tumse pooche kaun hoon main,
Tum keh dena koi khaas nahi.

Ek dost hai kaccha pakka sa,
Ek jhooth hai aadha saccha sa.
 jazbaat ko dhake ek parda bas,
Ek bahana hai accha sa.

Jeevan ka ek aisa saathi hai,
Jo door ho ke pass nahin.
Koi tumse pooche kaun hoon main,
Tum keh dena koi khaas nahi.

Hawa ka ek suhana jhonkha hai,
 Kabhi nazuk toh kabhi tufaano sa.
Sakal dekh kar jo nazrein jhuka le,
Kabhi apna toh kabhi begaano sa.

Zindgi ka ek aisa humsafar,
Jo samandar hai, par dil ko pyaas nahi.
Koi tumse pooche kaun hoon main,
Tum keh dena koi khaas nahi.

Ek saathi jo ankahi kuch baatein keh jaata hai,
Yaadon me jiska ek dhundhla chehra reh jaata hai.
 Yuh toh uske na hone ka kuch gham nahi,
Par kabhi-kabhi aankho se ansu ban ke beh jaata hai.

Yuh rehta toh mere tassavur me hai,
Par in aankho ko uski talaash nahi.
Koi tumse pooche kaun hoon main,
Tum keh dena koi khaas nahin……..

"Yeh Zindagi Tere Sath Ho"

"Yeh Zindagi Tere Sath Ho"

Yeh Zindagi tere sath ho,

Yeh Arzoo din raat ho,

Main Tere Sung Sung Chalon,
Tu har safar main mere Sath ho,

Main Kaanton par bhi Chal Paron,
Tere Pyar ki Jub Barsaat hoo,

Kabhi Sham Dhalay jab hum milay,
Na din Dhalay na Raat hoo,

Yeh Zindagi tere sath ho,
Yah Arzoo din raat ho...

" JAB TAK HAI JAAN"

" JAB TAK HAI JAAN"

 teri aankhon ki namkeen mastiyaan
teri hansi ki beparwaah gustakhiyaan
teri zulfon ki lehrati angdaiyaan
nahi bhoolunga main
jab tak hai jaan, jab tak hai jaan

 tera haath se haath chhodna
tera saayon se rukh modna
tera palat ke phir na dekhna
nahin maaf karunga main,
jab tak hai jaan, jab tak hai jaan..

 baarishon mein bedhadak tere naachne se
baat baat pe bewajah tere roothne se,
chhoti chhoti teri bachkani badmashiyon se,
mohabbat karunga main
Jab tak hai jaan, jab tak hai jaan..

 Tere jhoothe kasme vaadon se,
tere jalte sulagte khwabon se,
teri beraham duaon se,
nafrat karunga main,
Jab tak hai jaan, jab tak hai jaan..

"Mujhe Tum Yaad Aate Ho"

 Kisi Ki Maang Sajti Hai Mujhe Tum Yaad Ate Ho
Mohabbat Jab Tarapti Hai Mujhe Tum Yaad Ate Ho

Khizaan Me Zard Patte Jab Bichar Jate Hain Shakhon Se
Koi Rut Jab Badalti Hai Mjhe Tum Yaad Ate Ho

Sama Jata Hai Ankhon Main Tere Jazbon Ka Bheega Pan
Kahin Baarish Barasti Hai Mjhe Tum Yaad Ate Ho

Mohabbat Bhi To Yunhi Doob Jaati Hai Andheroon Main
Shafaq Main Dhoop Dhalti Hai Mujhe Tum Yaad Ate Ho

Zamane Ke Sawalon Ko Main Hans Ke Taal Dun Lekin
Nami Ankhon Ki Kehti Hai Mujhe Tum Yaad Ate Ho

"Koi Ehd Bhi Usko Yad Nahi"

"Koi Ehd Bhi Usko Yad Nahi"

 KOI EHD BHI US KO YAD NAHI,
KOI BAAT BHI US KO YAD NAHI,
EK SHAKHS NE US KO CHAHA THA,
WOH ZAAT BHI US KO YAD NAHIN,
JAB SHAB KI BIJLI CHAMKI THI,
AUR BADAL TOT K BARSA THA,
HUM DONO JIS MEIN BHEGAY THE,
WOH BARSAT BHI US KO YAD NAHI,
WOH SAHIL DARYA PHOOL HAWA,
WOH WADA SATH NIBHANAY KA,
AUR SHAB BHAR "CHAND" KO DEKHA THA,
WOH RAAT BHI US KO YAD NAHIN,
WOH KEHTI THI MAIN SUNTA THA,
MAIN KEHTA THA WOH SUNTI THI,
UN LAKHON BATON MEIN KOI EK BAAT BHI US KO YAAD NAHIN,

"BIKHAR RAHI HAI MERI ZAAT US SE KEHNA"

"BIKHAR RAHI HAI MERI ZAAT US SE KEHNA"

 BIKHAR RAHI HAI MERI ZAAT US SE KEHNA
KABHI MILAY TO YEH BAAT US SE KEHNA
WOH SATH THA TO ZAMANA THA HAMSAFAR MERA,
MAGR AB KOI NAHI MERE SATH US SE KEHNA,
US SE KEHNA K BIN US K DIN NAHIN KATTA,
SISIK SISIK K KATTI HAI RAAT US SE KEHNA,
USY PUKARON K KHUD HI POHNCH JAON US K PAAS,
NAHIN RAHI WOH HALAT US SE KEHNA,
AGAR WO PHIR BHI NA LOTAY TO AY MEHRBAN QASID,
HAMARI ZESST KI HALAT USY KEHNA,
HER JEET US K NAAM KAR RAHA HOON MAIN,
MAIN MANTA HON APNI HAAR US SE KEHNA,

"Mujhe Tumse Mohabbat Hai"

 "Mujhe Tumse Mohabbat Hai"

Kisi Nazuk Se Lamhe Mein Kisi Din Shaam Se Pehley

Agar Chupke Se Tere Kaan Mein Aa Kar Yeh Keh Dun

k

"Mujhe Tumse Mohabbat Hai"

Tou Tum Naraz Mat Hona

Faqat Itna Hi Kar Dena

Mujhe Bahoo Mein Lekar Tum

Meri Ankhon Me Ankhen Dal K

Mere Baloon Ko Sehla Kar Faqat Itna Hi Keh Dena

k

"Tum Piyar K Kabil Nahi"

Yakeen Jano K Tum Mujhse

Agar Itna Bhi Keh Do Gaye

Yehi Mujhko Ganimat Hai

Tuhmari Yeh Jo Nafrat Hai

Mujhse Is Sey Mohabbat Hai

Mujhe Tumse Mohabbat Hai

"Chhoota Jo Tera Haath Tou Hum Toot Ke Roye"

"Chhoota Jo Tera Haath Tou Hum Toot Ke Roye"
Chhoota Jo Tera Haath Tou Hum Toot Ke Roye
Tum Jo Na Rahay Saath Tou Hum Toot Ke Roye

Chaahat Ki Taman'na Thi Aur Zakhm Diye Tum Ne
Paayi Jo Yeh Saughaat Tou Hum Toot Ke Roye

Imkaan Na Tha Duur Talak Tajdeed-e-Ta'alluq Ka
Dekhay Jo Yeh Haalaat Tou Hum Toot Ke Roye

Anjaan Thay Hum Ab Tak Dard Ki Soorat Se
Hui Jo Mulaaqaat Tou Hum Toot Ke Roye

Jeeti Thi Sadaa Hum Ne HAr Baazi Teray Saath
Tanha Jo Sahi Maat Tou Hum Toot Ke Roye

Logo'n Ne Bahut Poochha Sabab Veraani-e-Dil Ka
Jab Ho Na Saki Baat Tou Hum Toot Ke Roye

Thi Dhoop Bahut Taiz Har Simt Judaayi Ki
Barsi Jo Na Barsaat Tou Hum Toot Ke Roye

Zad Mein Tha Khizaao'n Ki Ab Ke Dil-e-Barbaad
Bichhrray Jo Shajar-Paat Tou Hum Toot Ke Roye

Din Bhar Tou Rahay Chup Keh Duniya Ki Nazar Thi
Bheegi Jo Siaah Raat Tou Hum Toot Ke Roye

Samjha Tha Sadaa Tujh Ko Apna He Koi Hissa
Tukrro'n Mein Bati Zaat Tou Hum Toot Ke Roye

Hum Kartay Rahay Aaj Talak 'Uss Chaand' Ki Khwahish
Yaad Aayi Jo Auqaat Tou Hum Toot Ke Roye

Bus Accident

Bus Accident

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:

Man Crying: Mera hath kat gaya.
Bahut dard ho raha hai  

;

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Santa: Abey chup baith.
Wo dekh uska gala kat gaya,
Fir bhi chup-chaap pada hai..!!

khobsort Logo ko itla

Tamam khobsort Logo ko itla Di jti Hy k,
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  Sory Ye itlla Sirf khubsurt Logn k Lye Hai,
 \(';')
  )\/(>
  <,\, ap Apna kam kre Japani kharboze.. hahahahahaha

Baji !!! THAAA

Girls college k bahar bom blast k bad Geo Repoter,Zkhmi LRKI Se:
jb BOMB gira' to kya Wo 1 dum se Phta?
Zkhmi LRKI
(Gusy Se):

G Nai

Wo Rengta
howa Mery Qareeb Aya'

Or,

Nihyat Adab Se

Pyar Se

Or,

Shrma kr

Bola

Baji !!! THAAA !!!;-);-)

Jab Tak Zinda Hain

Jab Tak Zinda hain SMS Krty rahen ge,.
Or
Jis din na karen to samajh lena k
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Aglay Din karen ge,
Maar do Maar do
ZaLimo0O.. 
Abi to Shaadi b Nhe hoi
Meri… .  

   

Hands Up

Hands Up,

Main Love officer
hun,
(‘_’)/
<))
_//_
U R Undar Arrest,
.
Q K jitne Pyare aap ho
Itna pyara hona Qanuni
jurm hy..
Is liy aap ko mere
DiL
Mein Umar Qed ki saza
di jati hai,
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Pata nahi aisa msg log mujhe
hi Q send krte hen,
Aisi kya bat hai muj me?

I Am so Sweet Na....
('.')>
<)(

Best Msg Of The World!

Best msg of the world!
Har wo Din Tumhare liye Eid
Ka hai.
Jis Din Tum
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Mujhe Dakh Lo 
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Thank U
Thank U
Thank U
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Baat apne tak hi
Rakhna Plzzzzz….

Aiweiin banda
nazro mein aa jata hai phr 

Jis Dost Par He Duniya”FIDA”

Jis Dost par he Duniya”FIDA”
.
Jis Se Dil na hona Chahe”JUDA”
.
Jis ka Style he”LAJAWAB”
.
Jis Ka SMS bi hota ha”GULAB”
Woh Hum Hain
Ap nahi”
Assalam Allaikum

Hum To Yun Hi

Hum to yun hi RIO Buscuit khaa
rhy thy.

“D_G”
1 larki humy Bacha samjh K Pappi
de gai..
\(‘,’ )/
<\/
_/\_
Yahoooo,
Hun ty Roz khwan ga….

 

Larki Aur Larka

Larki: Mera bag 2500Rs ka sandal 2200Rs aur Suit 3000Rs ka hai.
 
Larka: Bas karo  pehle apne sir per duptta sahi karlo

5 ruppe wali poni nazar aa rahi hai.

Papu Or Radio Station

Ek bar Papu ne live radio station call ki: hello ji ye radio station hai?
Radio station: han

Papu: meri awaz pura shehar sun rha hai?
R.S. : han

Papu: yani tandoor wale k pas jo radio hai wo B sun rha hoga?
R.S. ghusa se: Han.

Papu: hello Gul khan agr meri awaz sun rhe ho to roti mat lana me le aya hun.

THAPAR

Mom: Beta khana khayega?
Beta: Na
Mom: Ladu khaiyega??
Beta: Na
Mom: Mithai Khaiyega?
Beta: Na
Mom:ice creame khaiyega?
Beta: Na
Mom: Baap pe gaya hai THAPAR hi khayega

Nawab_G Aur Rishta

Nawab_G:yaar mere liye achi si larki ka rishta bata

Blue:yaar aik larki hai b.com ki

Nawab_G:yaar ksi bhi qom ki ho bs prhi likhi honi chahiye..

Smart Nawab_G

Smart Nawab_G

1 bache ne  Nawab_G ki dukan se Rs.45 ka saaman liya or use 5 k note me 5 k aage pencil se 0 likh kr diya or kaha Ye lo 50Rs.. or 5Rs.
Vapas do..
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. Nawab_G  ko pata chal gaya or usne socha iska badla lena chahiye..
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Usne jeb se 50 ka note nikala or uska 0 pencil se kat diya r bola ye
le 5Rs. Ab to Hisaab
baraabar:p

How Much Do You Love Me ?

Wife : How much do you love me ?

Husband : I love U so much, I can't measure.

Wife : No just tell me....

Husband : Okay, I am like a cell phone&you are my sim card, i am nothing without you...

Wife : Wow ! that's so romantic...

Husband (saying to himself): Thank God she doesn't know, this is a Chinese phone, with FOUR sim cards...

Bechara Student !

Teacher: Tum late kion aye ho? 

Student: Ammi Abbu lar rahy thay eslie

 

Teacher:Wo lar rahay thay tu tum kion late aye

 

Student: Mera ek joota ammi ke pas tha owr ek abbu ke pass!!!

 

   

I Love You

Ist Friend : Larkion ko "I love you" bolny ki sab se achi jagah konsi hai?

 

Second Friend : Daata Darbar

 

Ist Friend : Kion ??

 

Second Friend : Kionky wahan larkiyon ne chapal nahi pehni hoti

 

 

Dil Me Apne Armaan Chhupa Ke Hum Chale

Larki ki Rukhsati k time dulhe ka Mobile Baja

Dulhan ne dulhe ko Kas keThappar Mara

Pata hai Q....?

kyu ki.... dulhe ki Mobile Ki Ringtone
Thi

Dil me apne armaan chhupa ke hum chale
Aaj hum apni maut ka sama'n utha le chalea

History Ka Paper

Baap: Beta Tm History K Paper Me Fail Qn Ho Gy Ho
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Nawab_G: Subhi Question Us Wqt K Thy Jb Ma Paida B Nai Hua Tha

Anni Dia Putra TAMBOO Koi Le Gya

2 dost safar pay ja rahe thay
Rastay main raat ho gai wo tamboo laga kar so gay

Adi raat ko 1 ki ankh khuli us nay 2nd walay ko jaga kar kaha asman ki traf dekh kr btao kya nazar ata ha

2nd:Bohat saray sitaray

1st:Is se kya pata chalta he

2nd:yehi k asman khubsurat or roshan ha

1st:

Anni dia Putra TAMBOO koi le gya

Ultimate Bezzatti :P

Ultimate bezzatti
Girl= Janu So Jao Na Dekho Rat Ke 2 Baj Rahy Hain.,
B0y= Neend Nahi Aa Rahi.,
Girl= Jan Q Itna Sochty Ho Mere Bary Mein, Itna Pyar Karty Ho Mujh Sey.
Main Tumhari Hi To Hoon.,
B0y=
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Oye chal ja apna kam kar Chudail ...
Mujhe "PAPER" ki Tension Lagi padhi hai or tujhe apni Ishaq ki
 

Nawab_G And His Friend

Nawab_G apne dost k ghar se apne
ghar jane laga to bahar barish ho
rahi thi..
Dost:" aaj mere paas hi ruk jao
barish bohat tez hai..
Nawab_G:" ok
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Dost ne bistar lagaya or dekha to
Nawab_G gayab tha..
1 ghante baad Nawab_G bheegta hua
aya or kehne laga..
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"Yaar me ghar walo ko batane
gaya tha k aaj barish ki wajah se
mai ghar nahi aa
sakunga

Molvi Sahib App Ki Fees ?

Nikah kay bad Dulha: Molvi sahab app ki fees ?

Molvi: Dulhan ki khubsurti kay mutakib dey do

Dulha nay 10 rupy diye aur chal dia ,, achanak say hawa kay jhonke say Dulhan ka Ghonghat uurh gaya

Molvi sahib: Abbe miyan baki kay pese to le jao ,,,,

Pen Hai Pen?

Ladka : Pen hai pen?
Ladki : nahi hai...
Ladka : Pen hai pen...???
Ladki : kaha na nahi hai....
.....Kuch der baad.......
Ladka : Pen hai pen...??
Ladki : kitni baar bolun nahi hai...
dubara pucha toh hathoda se maarungi...
Ladka : Hathoda hai..?
Ladki : nahi hai...
Ladka : Toh phir pen hai pen......??

Boy To The Perfume Seller

Larka perfume ki shop wale se:
1 perfume de do
main apni GirlFreind k ghar dinner pe ja raha houn
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Phir bola 2 Our de do, uski Sister bhi bohat khobsorat hai usay bhi line dena hai &
Us ki Mom abhi tk young
hai...us ko bhi chakar mein rakhna hai,bohat paisa hai us k pas.

Dinner pe jaise hi GirlFreind ka Baap aaya
Larka sar jhuka k beth gya

GirlFreind:
Mujhe nahi pata tha tum itne sharmely ho

Larka:
Mujhe b kab pta tha k tumhare Baap ki
Perfume ki Shop hai

Boy to Girl :D

Boy to Girl
Aap k Pa0n bohat Khobsurat hain....!!
<
Girl 
To main kiya karun?
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Boy.=.
Kiya ye Pa0n mere Bachon ki Jannat ban sakty hain? 

Bharosa

Ek bar engineering ke sabhi Professores ko
ek plane mein bithaya gaya..
Phir announce kiya gaya ki
“YE PLANE APKE STUDENTS NE BNAYA HAI”
Sab profesrs utar gaye…
Par principal baithe rahe
Logo ne pucha: Aapko Darr nahi lgta?
Principle: Muje apne studnts par pura bharosa hai.
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Ye start hi nahi hoga!!

Girl To Man

A man got a call from unknown number…

Girl: Hi, r u single?

Man: Yes, but who r u?

Ans: Your wife.
Aaj ghar aana tab bataoogi.

Another call from unknown number…

Girl: R u married?

Man: Yes, but who R u?

Girl: Your girlfriend,
U cheat!!

Man: Sorry baby, I thought it was my wife.

Ans: Wife hi hoon 
 

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aaj tu bas ghar aaja..!

Little Love

Little Love:
Ami Mera Teacher Kitna Pyara Hai Na?

Ami:
Little beta Teacher Bap k Brabr Hota Hai..

Little Love:
AMI Ap Hamesha Apne Hi Chakar Mein
Rehna,
Hamare Liye Na Sochna…

Naukrani Aur Malkin

Naukrani: Malkin Aap Udaas kyo hai
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Malkin: Tumhare sahab apne office ki kisi ladki se pyar karte hain. . . . .
Naukrani: Nahii,Aise nahi he .
Sahab Mujhe dhokha nahi de sakte ..

Define Student?

A student is not the one who reads the book before exam!

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But, the one who writes a new book during the exam...! 

Oh Sorry , Wrong Number

A person makes a call from USA to his wife.

Servant picked up the phone.

Aadmi: Memsab se baat krwao.

Servant: Par memsab to sahab k sath kamre main so rahi hain.

Aadmi: Par sahab to main hu.

Servant: Ab main kya karo'n?

Aadmi: Maar do dono ko , Main hold karta hu.

After killing

Servant: Lashon ka kya karun?

Aadmi: Ghar k peeche swimming pool mein phenk k bhaag ja.

Servant: Par ghar k peeche to swimming pool hai hi nahi.

Aadmi: Oh sorry , wrong number..!!

Moral

1 CHURAIL ne 60 saal k shadi shuda jorray se kaha;
Main tum dono ki 1 khawahish puri ker sakti hun!
 

Bevi : Main apnay shohar k sath sari duniya ki sair kerna chahti hoon,us ney chharri ghumaae, 2 tickets aa gaey.phir shohar sey poocha tum btaao kya chahtey ho.
 

Shohar: Mujay apney sey 30 saal choti bv chahiay.
Churrail ney chharri ghumaae or shohar ko 90 saal ka kar dia.
 

Moral:
merd ko yaad rakhna chahiay k churrail bhi aurat hoti hai   

Itna Sudhar Gaya Hu

Girl : Cigarette peena chodd do
Boy : Chodd diya
Girl : Beer peena bi chodd do
Boy : Chodd diya
Girl : Good Aaj se roz subah shaam masjid jana shuru karo
Boy : Theek hai Aaj se roz masjid jana shuru
Girl : Haayee Jaanu So Sweet, Mujse shaadi karoge?
Boy : Nahin
Girl : Kyun
Boy : Itna sudhar gaya hu, Ab tumse achi koi mil jayegi B-)

Police Aur Chor

ek chor ko police dh0ndh rahe thi
ch0r jaldi se jhulay me late geya,or feedar munh me daal lia..

P0lice kya kar rahe ho?

Chor,FEEDAL PEE LAHAA HUN UNTAAL

police,jaldi piy0o phr,PEEP PEEP Pe jaen ge 

Father To His Son

Father to his son- How was the paper?
Son- bas pehla sawal chut gaya.
Father- acha,aur baki?
Son- 3rd mujhe ata nahi tha,
4th main karna bhul gya,
5th mujhe nazar nahi aya nd 6th paper ki pichli taraf tha meine dekha nahi.
Father gusse me bola- aur 2nd ques?
Son- bas sirf wahi galat hua hai

DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH

The Teacher asked all the students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing.......

except One Student
 

He writes 

"DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"

Sweet Fact

Sweet Fact

If a Girl has balance in her cell, then she definitely has a boyfriend..

And If a Boy has sufficient balance in his cell, then he surely does not have any Girlfriend..
 
 

Santa And Banta

Santa 500 k note pr likha nmbr dial kr rha tha 

Banta- ye tum kya kr rahe ho?

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